Wednesday-Bensday! Special Treat Edition
hi guys. it’s me, ben. i’m a dog. and i’m really cute.
i have cute friends, too. like gus. gus sent me some treats in the mail.
i guess some of those treats are from gus’s mom to my mom. but the important thing is that there are treats for me. treats so good that i will happily sit for them whenever my mom gets them out of the treat basket.
these treats are delicious, you guys.
last week some of you people who i don’t know asked me some questions. so this week i thought i would answer them.
first, there was a question from someone named the real real jessie but secretly kat. i don’t know who that is, but i can identify with that name. i am the real real tough dog who barks at you but secretly will run and hide under the bed if you come in the house but secretly also a ninja.
anyway, the real real jessie but secretly kat asked how i feel about doggie doors. i have never seen one of these doggie doors, but my mom explained what it is, and this is how i feel about them: really scared.
then this girl lindsey who i think is bugs’s mom (and who i hear gives dogs steak. i wish my mom was that cool.) asked me if i was a character from the office which character i would be. i have to sit on the couch all the time while my parents watch this show, so i know all about it. i would be toby.
lindsey also asked if when squatting i ever pee on my front leg. the answer is sometimes.
rufus asked how i got my mom to let me on the computer. it’s easy to get your mom to do things when you are as cute as me.
laurel said i should be a dog model. that’s not really a question, but i will answer it anyway. i know i am cute enough to be a dog model, but if it requires being around strange people and scary things that make loud noises and might start chasing me at any moment, i am not interested. not even if there is steak. besides, i already have a very important job of guarding my house. with all the time i spend sitting on the couch, looking out the window, and barking at threatening things, i just don’t know where i would fit in any sort of modeling career.
that’s all. now you can go visit bugs, rufus, ted, and gus. and then come back and give me some steak.
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Toby! But everyone loves Ben! Nobody even likes Toby. I think Ben would totally be the white male version of Kelly Kapour.
Doubleplusgood: Your dog wants steak.
That picture of Ben is fantastic!
Yay! I was just about to ask if the treats made it.
Gus was very happy to share. Mostly because he didn’t know about it.
Steak? Wow. And I think I’M being nice when my cats get a little Fancy Feast with their dry kibble….
oh ben. i feel that we are truly soulmates in our false outer appearances! we lead double lives, like batman and clowns and disguised people everywhere!
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Thank you, handsome Ben, for answering these questions for me. I think it’s funny you would be Toby–perfect answer.
I am excited for you that you got such cool treats from Gus’ mom! You are one lucky dog!
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Great photo of Ben, as always! My dogs love dog treats too
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