Fine. I’ll say it.

I hated Gwyneth Paltrow’s dress at the Oscars. It was the most hideous thing I saw all night. And I saw Philip Seymour Hoffman’s hair.

Will someone please tell me what is not hideous about this? The color? Awful. The way her breasts appear to be squished under it in weird places? Unattractive and awful. All the different directions of the fabric? Unflattering and awful. Why the hell is she on everyone’s Best Dressed lists? Can people not see what she’s wearing? Because, look at it. It’s terrible!

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